Busy Week on the Fridge
by Julad / Julad

Blather & Guesses

Now see, this isn't fair. Because this isn't really WRITING or prose so it's harder to guess, and I suck at guessing in the first place. But in any case this cracked me up. "You tell them, they don't listen to me. I told them to listen to you. Thanks."

"Bread. Bread. Bread."

"Kinky!"

Oh man, I've been giggling like an idiot for the past ten minutes. And for the record, I keep my bread in the freezer...it really does stay fresher... :P

Posted by: juteux on November 1, 2003 04:50 PM

Booze, cigarettes,
roses for Justin
cat food for Brian.

This is so funny. Though I got confused with who's who... black is Justin and blue is Brian right?

Loved this. Very original. And how in the world am I supposed to guess this? >:O

Posted by: Lia on November 1, 2003 06:03 PM

LMAO...This one reminds me so much of Rachel...Just cuz of the her Mystery Science Theatre ficlets...

Posted by: Heather on November 1, 2003 06:18 PM

This is my favorite. Whoever wrote this should win. I don't know if there's a prize, but they should win it. OMG, I am obsessed. A piece of a paper which epitomizes their relationship. *goggles* Genius.

Posted by: Mairead on November 1, 2003 06:20 PM

This kills me. I vote Soundczech, for some reason.

Posted by: Mint Witch on November 1, 2003 06:26 PM

Wow, this one was absolutely amazing. I would guess Rachel Anton, probably conspiring with Laura.

roses for Justin, cat food for Brian - heee!!

my favourite line though would be: it's my ass, I choose the condoms!

Oh, Oh! Maybe it's Valerie and Mike!!! Yeah, that's my final answer. Valerie and King Mike.

Posted by: gradiva on November 1, 2003 06:28 PM

Oops. Valerie isn't contributing, so I'll reverse my opinion to be Rachel again.

Posted by: gradiva on November 1, 2003 06:30 PM

i have no guess, but i loved it!!! :D so cute.

Posted by: Kat on November 1, 2003 07:16 PM

Oh christ that was funny. And brilliant. »»»it's my ass, I choose the condoms!««« is my favorite line too.

Lia, script is Justin, and Brian wrote all in upper case. And it wasn't always the same pen or pencil, which made it even more realistic.

And no, I can't even hazard a guess.

Posted by: Lucille on November 1, 2003 07:32 PM

HEEHEE! Starla. Don't ask me why.

*saves it*

Posted by: Wrenlet on November 1, 2003 07:42 PM

I have no idea but whoever did this is BRILLIANT! Seriously... I can't wait to find out who it is.

:::bows down in worship:::

Posted by: Erin on November 1, 2003 08:16 PM

I want to print this out, frame it and put it on my desk. This was hilarious.

Quinn

Posted by: Quinn on November 1, 2003 08:25 PM

Okay, my final guess is this one for Julad, and she's making me say why, so I guess because it's funny in a Julad way and clever and cool. Also, there's nothing wrong with freezing bread!

Posted by: Mia on November 1, 2003 08:26 PM

I have NO idea who this is, but it's very unique and clever.

Loved this exchange - even as it went down the side of the paper:
J: Oil for door runners
B: Tell maintenance to do it
J: I did and they haven't
B: Tell them again
J: You tell them they don't listen to me
B: I told them to listen to you
J: Thanks

::snort::

-Roz-

Posted by: Roz on November 1, 2003 09:17 PM

must echo- LOVE this portion of the exchange:
J: Oil for door runners
B: Tell maintenance to do it
J: I did and they haven't
B: Tell them again
J: You tell them they don't listen to me
B: I told them to listen to you
J: Thanks


Hmmmm- highly original in concept & execution... I'll go with starla?? this one is hard- & so well done!

Posted by: Viola on November 1, 2003 10:00 PM

I'm thinking Starla. I don't know that Joss has had time to do it and Starla has been absent for the last few days.

This is fabulous. I have stared in fascination at this for an hour now. It's perfect.

Posted by: sisabet on November 1, 2003 10:49 PM

Stupid question - Justin has "condoms" listed, and Brian wrote "Not those shitty ??? ones"

I can't make out the ??? - what does it say?

Posted by: Roz on November 1, 2003 11:09 PM

Roz, it's Ansell. Unfortunately I had to compress the image a lot, to conserve my bandwidth, so it's not as clear as the original. :(

Posted by: Julad on November 1, 2003 11:25 PM

I can't figure out who wrote this yet but this one had me laughing from "who puts bread in the freezer"

Posted by: Pisces on November 1, 2003 11:26 PM

Thanks Julad!

Posted by: Roz on November 1, 2003 11:30 PM

Ok I think it was Starla I don't know why but I am just getting this feeling. This is damn confusing but fun!

Posted by: Pisces on November 1, 2003 11:38 PM

Pisces - Brian is confused by the bread in the freezer.

I'm changing my vote. I have decided Starla did something else so this one is now either Joss or Rachel.

I'm going with Joss. That is my final answer. Joss.

Posted by: sisabet on November 2, 2003 11:09 AM

Ok... I'm going for a guess now. I've had a day to think about it and I going with... er... I think... maybe... possibly...

Starla??

Posted by: Erin on November 2, 2003 02:50 PM

»»»it's my ass, I choose the condoms!«««
&
»»» B: Houseboy with some fucking class
J: Get over yourself!!«««

Completely had me laughing my ass off! No clue, but fantastic!

Posted by: Tina on November 2, 2003 10:45 PM

I have no idea who submitted this, but it's astonishingly wonderful. Each time I read it over, I see more and more of the characters in the comments.

I love how they take care of each other. Wonder what Brian wants with the Codeine?

Snarky Brian, Justin's escalating exasperation in the "get over yourself" quips.

Posted by: jaymalea on November 3, 2003 12:03 AM

Question - what does it say after "cookie dough"? It's a bit blurry.

Posted by: juteux on November 3, 2003 11:00 AM

>>Question - what does it say after "cookie dough"? It's a bit blurry.<<

It says "M&M's"

Posted by: roz on November 3, 2003 11:20 AM

I've been going through all the comments, and I'm totally flattered by some of the fics people think are mine. Especially this one.

I also love that Sisabet thinks this has to be either me or Joss.

Rachel.

Posted by: starla on November 4, 2003 03:36 AM

My considered opinion?--I agree with Starla. Rachel.

Posted by: jaymalea on November 4, 2003 07:20 AM

I have no idea who wrote this, but it is fantastic. I can't believe that you conveyed such a strong sense of who these characters are from a grocery list. Fabu!

Posted by: MLHeathen on November 5, 2003 02:28 AM

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Posted by: Jean Sellers on November 19, 2008 02:26 PM
Blather or Guess...