legalicious disclaimerism

Okay, so. It's a risky business we're in, even though it shouldn't be. Certain boring and stuffy precautions are necessary. Hey, ho, and away we go.

media slash disclaimer

This activity is regarded by the authors as fair use of copyrighted material. The copyright of respective owners is acknowledged, and no profit whatsoever is made from the works. In order to prevent any accidental tarnishment of trademark, however unlikely, all efforts have been made to exclude this site from search engines and general web directories.

real person slash disclaimer

This activity is regarded by the authors, varyingly, as fair criticism, parody, and/or discussion of public figures. It is in no way claimed to represent the truth about any persons depicted. According to US Law, we are well within our rights to do this, and all public figures fictionalised herein are US citizens. In order to prevent any accidental tarnishment of public image, however unlikely, all efforts have been made to exclude this site from search engines and general web directories.

miscellaneous extras (batteries not included)

In order to prevent minors from viewing this site, all html pages have been given an NC-17 rating, and the site has been registered with CyberPatrol, NetNanny, and SurfWatch.

The authors assert their right to be known as the authors of these particular works. This fiction is not to be reproduced, sold or otherwise distributed in any form or medium without permission, except as is permissable under the fair use clause of the relevant national Copyright Act.

Before running off to sue or threaten anybody, you should consult the relevant author to determine jurisdiction, as several different nationalities are represented.

The authors expressly absolve the hosting company, the site owner and the domain name owner of any responsibility for the content of the site.

Finally, anybody who links to this site in the popular media will find visitors from that url blocked, and anybody who tries to shut us down will find themselves with a battle on their hands. We're keeping it low-key, so it's in everyone's best interest if we're left alone.